A cute picture and some toeclaws.

On a topic that is utterly random and not related to this image in any way, the other night, before RW shut off the lamp in the bedroom he reached over and scratched me on the leg with one of his toenails.  He has crazy toenails.  I call them toeclaws.  Naturally, when he scratched me, I squawked and curled up into a little ball like a scared caterpillar.  He then said, in a very creepy voice, “Jilllllliannnnnnn, these are my toeclaws…I know where they are, I use them to scratch myself, like a bear.” [???????]  This began a full twenty minutes of hysterical laughter and me, repeating his phrase about his toeclaws,at least fifty times while guffawing myself nearly crazy.  It was hilarious.  I wish you could have witnessed it.  Kind of.  This is all to say, we’re weird, RW has toeclaws and Tater demands long snuggles.  I hope that’s ok with you.

Comments

  1. Sometimes in life you believe yourselves to be the only
    Wierd & strange souls alive. It’s nice to know
    There are others just like my man & I
    Watch out for those ,toeclaws they can be fiercely

  2. I can hear Rob’s voice perfectly saying “Jillllllliannnnnnnn!!!!” HAHAhahaHAHAH!

    I love your guffawing. Actually, I just love you.

    • I love you back and I’m glad you’re alright with my guffawing. I can get out of hand REAL quick with it…though one of my greatest joys is infecting you with it! HEE HEE!!!

  3. you guys are awesome.
    i appreciate the random.
    glad you shared. toeclaws. ha!

  4. I know exactly what you mean 🙂 Well, not the toe claw part…although now that I think about it, D is not so good at trimming his claws…but more the laughing hysterically part. D sends me into fits of laughter and I just cannot stop…and he giggles patiently beside me, watching for when his crazy wife will calm down 😀 You guys are too cute!

  5. So how about making silver and/or copper TOE CLAWS??? Come to think of it, I HAVE a toe claw you made, even if it is a wolf’s, very gentle, not at all scratchy. 😉

    • HA! I’ve actually SEEN something like this out there on the interwebulars…they were called “finger protectors” though. I rather thought they looked like claws.

  6. more than ok, actually. it’s probably the sanest and most hysterically healthy part of my day thus far. thank you– i needed this.

  7. simone marie says

    You guys are freaks!! I love you!!! Beautiful new stuff out! Love!!

  8. i love randoms thoughts that somehow flow together and make sense to me.
    xx

  9. Toeclaws! I love it! So glad that someone else has this experience other than me. Although I’ve named my husband’s “tangletoes”. Mostly cause they also get tangled in the sheets when they are too long.

  10. hehe, my man has toeclaws too! and a tendency to make me laugh when I’m intent on sleeping, but that’s another story. So much love to you and all the gables today dear Plume xx

  11. mashed potatoes says

    it’s good to laugh. xo